1000 fuckin questions. im about ready to drop dead1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!)
=>This or That
Pie or cake?:: cake
Pie or 3.14159...?:: pie
Chocolate or vanilla?:: chocolate
Black or white?:: black
Ceiling or floor?:: ceiling
Couch or bed?:: couch...bed...uh...
Cough or sneeze?:: sneeze
On or off?:: off (depends, really)
Closed or open?:: closed (depends, really)
Brush or comb?:: brush
Long or short?:: long (depends...)
Big or small?:: depends...
Wet or dry?:: depends.
Under or over?:: depends
Top or bottom?:: depends
Fly or fall?:: fly
Smile or frown?:: smile (i wish)
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: joy (i wish)
Hot or cold?:: depends...weather=hot
Warm or cool?:: depends...
Rough or smooth?:: smooth? depends..
Cat or dog?:: dog
Snake or bird?:: bird
Shark or T-Rex?:: t-rex
Past or present?:: "open the past and present and the future too"
Science fiction or fantasy?:: fantasy
Dull or sharp?:: depends
Live forever or die young?:: die young!
Books or television?:: depends...i love reading
Jump or skip?:: uhm?
Fast or slow?:: depends...
Run or walk?:: walk
Guy or girl?:: for what?
Disney or Warner Brothers?:: disney...well no WB...ah whatever depends
Belle or Jasmine?:: belle
Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: gaston
Food or friends?:: friends
Colors or black and white?:: color (tv?)
Cute or pretty?:: pretty?
Good or evil?:: good i guess...
Fruits or vegetables?:: mm...vegetables i guess
Milk or juice?:: neither....but i hate milk so juice
Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: gingerale
Beer or wine?:: wine
Movies or cartoons?:: movies...well depends actually
Pillow or blanket?:: blanket...you could always use it as a pillow if youre not cold
Moon or stars?:: stars
Sky or sea?:: sky
Explode or implode?:: explode?
=>Odd Questions
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: pink?
Your foot?:: beige-ish?
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: uhm...no
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: yeah...that he'd be impeached.
Do you chew on your homework?:: no ill leave that to the dogs
Pencils?:: lead ones
Do you read the dictionary?:: no
Encyclopedia?:: no
Atlas?:: no
Road map?:: haha no
Do you memorize random facts?:: no
Do you stalk anyone?:: nope
Does anyone stalk you?:: not that i know of...
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: uhm no...
Do you dust your lawn?:: no...not that i have one
Do you collect dust?:: no
Lint?:: no
Baby teeth?:: no
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: lovely ladies! uhm no
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: no
Do you use lotion on your feet?:: no
Do you have problems with Canadians?:: no not at all
Mexicans?:: nope
Americans?:: only the ones that represent 'em...
The French?:: nope
The English?:: nope
Have you ever played a kazoo?:: probably
Have you ever shot someone?:: no
Something?:: no
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: let me count *rolls eyes*
Jeans?:: like one
What ring size are you?:: i dunno...
Belt size?:: who knows these things?
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: nope
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: no
Do you eat a lot?:: yeah
Do you get excited over cameras?:: no
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: IVE HAD BETTER PICKLES! (danielle better be reading this...)
Poison?:: nope
Knives?:: erm...no?
Cheese?:: eww
Penguins?:: haha theyre awesome. gotta admit
Bald people?:: no
Scrawny African children?:: no
Midgets?:: no
Pirates?:: no
Corny jokes?:: no
Are you a virgin?:: yes
Are you a hermaphrodite?:: maybe..i dont know what that means
Do you tie string to your teeth?:: um...no
Do you bite yourself?:: ive actually been doing that lately when im fighting with my parents
Cut yourself?:: no
Do you get cold sores often?:: uhm?
Do you have a cold right now?:: yes
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: yes actually
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: sure?
Do you have a twitching problem?:: yeah i have a tick in my eye
Are you homicidal?:: nope
What do you do on the computer?:: IM...and stuff
Anything your parents should know about?:: on the computer? um no...?
Are you happy with your life?:: no
Is everybody else happy with your life?:: i dont...know
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: no thanks
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: the leaves seem to be
How big is the universe?:: pretty damn big
What's the logic behind your answer?:: that its pretty damn big? uhm...that we're all just like...little dots in this huge massive, engulfing...thing
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: I HAVE TO WAKE UP TO PEE LIKE EVERY HOUR! sorry...uhm not enough
What do you dream about?:: erm...well i fall asleep listening to green day...so its pretty prominent in my mind. but i dunno i dream different things every night
Anything your parents should know about?:: no...
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: no
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: i will one day
Do you have AIM?:: yes
MSN?:: no
YIM?:: i do but i dont use it...at all
A Neopets account?:: no
A Vampirefreaks account?:: is that the thing amy made me sign up on? im not sure...
A Quizilla account?:: yes
A Bzoink account?:: no
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: uhm no
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: no
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: no
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: no
Doesn't breathe?:: no
Are you scared of anything at all?:: yes
What?:: of starting again
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: sorry?
Do you have a life?:: nope
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: i think so...its kinda...odd
A webcam?:: not connected
A scanner?:: yeah
A printer?:: yeah
A cordless mouse?:: no
Does your mouse light up?:: yes
Are you scared of mice?:: no...i like the way you went into that though...
What kind of computer do you have?:: laptop...presario 2100
Were you ever physically abused?:: no
Verbally?:: yes
Sexually?:: no
Do you wish you were a fish?:: uhm...no...but thanks for the offer...i might take you up on that....ooo id be speedy!
A cat?:: no
A dog?:: no...well padfoot but thats a whole nother story
Do you have a cell phone?:: yes
What kind is it?:: samsung(t mobile)
Do you weasel out of things?:: maybe...
Do your teachers like you?:: nope
Do your parents like you?:: nope
Do your siblings like you?:: dont have any
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: nope
Did you have a tail when you were born?:: thatd be awesome...unfortanetly, no
Do you enjoy school?:: oh yeah let me tell you...no. i hate it
Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: if im cold, under if its hot, over.
Do you sleep in a bed?:: yes, sir, i do
Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: uhm...sinking?
Are you a packrat?:: do i know what that is?
Do you know HTML or CSS?:: html...somewhat
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: well...i mean i chew gum...so hah
Do you shy away from social situations?:: nope
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: uhm...no
Are you at least attracted to them?:: not particularly
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: holidays are over...nothing
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: no
Do you label other people?:: never
Are you proud?:: "you better swallow your pride or youre gonna choke on it"
Do you like scrambled eggs?:: no thank you
=>How bad can I make you Look?
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: lately yeah since im peeing every two fuckin seconds...otherwise, no
Do you wet the bed?:: no
What age did you stop?:: i never did
Do you lie a lot?:: when neccisasary...not that i spelled that right
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: nope
Brush your hair?:: uh uh
Do you use deoderant?:: yes
Do you masturbate?:: "99% of the population masturbates...the other 1% lies about it" but no. i really dont. i just couldnt resist the quote
How often?:: not
Are you an alcoholic?:: no
A druggie?:: no
Do you drink illegally?:: no
Do you wear underwear?:: yes
Do you change your underwear frequently?:: everytime i shower...
Are you a coward?:: no
A loser?:: in what sense?
An idiot?:: probably, yeah
Do you chatspeak?:: a what?
Are you a bad friend?:: no
Are you untrustworthy?:: no
Unreliable?:: no
Do you pick your nose?:: no
Are you imperfect?:: yes
Ugly?:: yes
Do you have bad hair?:: yes
A big nose?:: yes
Are you shallow?:: no
Greedy?:: no
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: no
Do you have any /important/ talents?:: no
Do you burp often?:: no
Are you impolite?:: no
Disrespectful?:: i respect those who respect me
Sadistic?:: no
Are you a pansy?:: uhm...no
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: no...haha the hot topic thing was funny...not my fault theres no where else to get cool close (at fuckin expensive price..so i dont buy there)
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: yeah a fan of impeaching him
Do you have buck teeth?:: no..
Acne?:: not really
Mental illnesses?:: no
Are you fake?:: no
Does your breath smell?:: no...i think
Do you have a strong body odor?:: not that i know of
Do you have bad teeth?:: yeah
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: no
Are you overweight?:: yes
Anorexic?:: no
Bulimic?:: no
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: no
A tattoo?:: no
Are you a wannabe?:: no
Do you get bad grades?:: yes
What's your IQ level?:: no idea
Are you a bad guesser?:: i dunno
Are you slow?:: not really no
Are you bad at reading people?:: no
Are you too nice for your own good?:: yes!
Do you have a lot of friends?:: no
Do you give in easily?:: depends for what
Are you stubborn?:: so im told
Are you annoying?:: probably
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: no but i dont like shy away from it
Are you a necrophilliac?:: i might be...i dunno what it is
Are you incestual?:: look above
Is your room messy?:: yes
Do you make fun of other people?:: no
Do you respect your body?:: uhm?
Are you arrogant?:: i dunno
Do you have low self-esteem?:: so im told
Are you unique?:: i think so
Are your hands clammy?:: uhm...no
Are you short?:: no
Are you freakishly tall?:: no
Do you like Simple Plan?:: theyre okay
=>Beliefs
Do you believe in God?:: yes
Do you believe in magic?:: no
True love?:: yes
Heaven?:: yeah
Hell?:: gehonam
Satan?:: no
The Lord and Lady?:: uhm?
The Goddess?:: no
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: no
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: no
Are you an atheist?:: no
Agnostic?:: no
Do you believe in fairies?:: no
Dragons?:: no
Unicorns?:: no
Gollums?:: no
Santa?:: no
The Easter Bunny?:: no
The Tooth Fairy?:: no
Pixies?:: no
Phoenixes?:: no
Elves?:: no
Dwarves?:: well theres a condition called dwarf---something
Mermaids?:: no
Karma?:: shit whats the hebrew word? fuck im that tired...
Immortality?:: no
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: no
Mayan Gods?:: no
Incan Gods?:: no
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: uhm..no?
Do you believe in life on other planets?:: sure
Do you believe in parallel universes?:: its an interesting thought
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: no
Do you believe in Eternity?:: erm...
Do you believe in evolution?:: no
Do you believe in life after death?:: yes, olam habah
What happens to us after we die?:: olam habah if you havent broken noach's 7 laws
Do you believe in superheroes?:: no
Super villains?:: no
Do you believe in Fate?:: somewhat
That everything has a purpose?:: yeah
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: no
Sex?:: no
Love?:: no
Success?:: no
Making yourself happy?:: yes
Making others happy?:: yes
Religion?:: somewhat
Politics?:: no
Do you believe in miracles?:: eys
Angels?:: malachim
Demons?:: no
Ghosts?:: no
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: im hoping
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: i hope
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: yes
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: no
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: no
Do you believe that anything can happen?:: yes
=>The Basics
Name:: ale
Age:: 15
Gender:: f
Happy with it?:: sure
Eye color:: brown...but it changes
Happy with it?:: no
If not, what would you change it to?:: gray...like it was when i was a baby
Hair color:: it will be black next week....brown right now
Happy with it?:: i will be
If not, what would you change it to?:: black with blue tips
Hair length:: pretty long
Hair style:: its curly ish
Have you ever dyed your hair?:: i will
What color?:: black
Do you dye your hair frequently?:: no
Has it ever gotten damaged?:: no
Are you clean-shaven?:: uhm...
What's your body type?:: i dunno
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: between
Thin or full lips?:: uhm?
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: between?
Have you ever had lice?:: yes
How old were you?:: i dunno
Nicknames:: ale...too tired to go into the specefic ones. let me know if not knowing them will stop you from sleeping...im sure we can work something out
Happy with them?:: sure
Aliases:: ?
What made you choose them?:: ?
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: david natan
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: i dunno
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: yes!
What heritage does your first name imply?:: i dunno
Middle name?:: dunno
Last name?:: russian? great great grandparents
Place of birth:: miami, florida, bitches!
Date of birth:: 11-24-90
Nationality:: argentinian...? jewish? i am so out of it...
Were you named after anyone?:: no
Who?:: you
What side of the family does your name come from?:: no one
Did your parents immigrate?:: yes
How about your grandparents?:: no
Your great grandparents?:: yes
Farther back into your family?:: uhm?
Where did they emmigrate from?:: russia
Where did they immigrate to?:: argentina
Skin color:: white
What's your facial structure like?:: i dunno
Height:: 5'4
Happy with it?:: sure
Weight:: too much
Happy with it?:: no
How old are your parents?:: dad=59...mom...50
What's your father's name?:: ricki
Your mother's?:: mariela
Do you have any siblings?:: no
How old are they?:: a gazillion
What are their names?:: mister no and woman shishi
Do you get along with your family?:: no
Do you wish they were different?:: yes
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: physically? no
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: yes
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: not that i know of...wait yes...well that was an odd case
If so, why?:: looooong ass story. but theyre over it...it was like a 24 hour thing i think...maybe 48
Who do you get along with most?:: i guess
=>Favorites
Color:: black
Month:: november
Year:: i dunno
Decade:: 90s, 00?
Century:: 21st?
Millenium:: this one??
Animal:: dog, horse
Movie:: not sure
Book:: harry potter, the outsiders
River:: i dunno
Lake::?
Ocean::?
Country:: Israel
City:: Miami
State:: FL
Province:: buenos aires
Place to go in your neighborhood:: uhm?
Person:: dunno
Relative:: dunno
Pet:: choco
Actor:: emilio estevez...but thats probably not true
Actress:: i dunno
Celebrity:: billie, tre or mike?
Musician:: green day
Singer:: billie joe armstrong
Band:: green day
Movie genre:: whatevers good
Book genre:: same as above
Play genre:: same
Play:: les mis
Musical:: les mis
Poem:: i dunno...haha maybe stay gold by robert frost
Writer:: j.k. rowling, s.e. hinton
Song:: in this diary by the ataris (not so much the song but the memories/emotions it evokes)
Sport:: soccer, baseball
Drink:: coke
Food:: pan con bisteq, mariquitas, empanadas
Brand of cereal:: ?
Candy bar:: dunno
Disney princess:: uhm?
Disney prince:: i dunno
Disney villain:: i dunno
Disney character:: dont know
CD:: one of green day's
Director:: edward norton
Videogame:: dunno
Computer game:: bubble trouble
Game:: buraco
Board game:: hp scene it?
Word game:: i dont know
Clothing style:: what they call punk
Truth or dare question:: uhm?
Fairy tale:: dunno
Lullaby::dunno
Holiday:: dunno
Mythological creature:: does phoenix count?
Miscellaneous item:: uhm?
Storybook character:: i dunno
Movie character:: does jesus of suburbia count?
Play character:: eponine
Musical character:: eponine
College:: uhm? whichever i end up going to?
Football team:: dolphins
Soccer team:: argentina
Tennis player:: not into it
Hockey team:: the panthers dont still exist do they?
Basketball team:: heat
Baseball team:: marlins
Swimmer:: not into it
Track star:: not into ti
Vegetable:: broccoli at the moment
Fruit:: strawberry
Toothpaste brand:: whatevers there
Type of computer:: whatevers there
Medication:: none, if possible
Poison:: um?
Type of sword:: dagge
Type of gun:: ?
Planet:: mars? jupiter? whatever?
Space feature:: dunno
Breed of cat:: uhm?
Dog:: boxer
Spider:: i dunno!
Fish:: beta
Penguin:: whatevers alive
Species of crustacean:: of what?
Arachnid:: ?
Insect:: you
Pair of socks:: whatever is there
Scooby-Doo character:: uhm?
Spongebob Squarepants character:: i dont watch that
Quote:: "if yorure not at least a little bit weird youre not normal." -Me or "no one's really happy anyway...its not human" -Billie Joe Armstrong
Adage:: ?
President:: anyone but bush would be fine...well not clinton either...
Astrological sign:: saggitarius
Chinese zodiac sign:: dunno
Number::7
Short story:: uhm?
Word:: uhm?
Definition:: uhm?
Time period:: not this one
Dictionary brand:: something online
Series of books:: harry potter
Publishing company:: i dunno
Illustrator:: dunno
Artist:: duuuuuuude i dunno
Childhood story:: dunno
Childhood memory:: dunno
Facial expression:: i. dont. know
Serial killer:: my cell phone
Medieval torture device:: ?
Instrument:: guitar, drums
Brand of chocolate:: anything
Candy:: almost anything
Brand of candy::i dont care
Time of day:: night
Codename Amour and Adori use:: sorry what?
Letter:: a?
Inside joke:: oh Lord i cant even think now..."popping some M" with naomi last year...or anything with esther...or "HP teacher" with aliza
You know, I'm in your band too Bill
