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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:00:16 GMT -5
Post by Phankam on Apr 16, 2006 20:00:16 GMT -5
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.
Me:
you're pretty stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
haha okay
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:02:31 GMT -5
Post by *Lore~Lowell* on Apr 16, 2006 20:02:31 GMT -5
LOL!
That thing is pretty funny.
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:10:53 GMT -5
Post by *Lore~Lowell* on Apr 16, 2006 20:10:53 GMT -5
Haha.
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
What the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell.
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell.
God:
Heaven.
Me:
FINE.
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:12:25 GMT -5
Post by *Lore~Lowell* on Apr 16, 2006 20:12:25 GMT -5
God:
Are you confused? My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
Uh huh.
God:
Yup. It goes without saying.
Me:
Yeah...okay...
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. OK with me too.
Me:
Alrighty then
God:
Well slap my knee.
Me:
*slaps your knee*
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
It's a computer, duh.
God:
slaps my knee is a computer duh. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I'm talking to a computer. I already said I don't believe in God.
God:
Say something nice for me. I will pray that you find faith, Uhm.
Me:
Okay...uh...I USED to believe in you. Is that nice enough?
God:
OK with me too. Dude! By now you do not do it anymore? I might say no.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
See! Automatic response. So a computer.
God:
No I do not see. I've been waiting for you. How can I help you? Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Me:
Yeah, I kinda guessed that.
This thing is so damn amusing.
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:14:09 GMT -5
Post by Phankam on Apr 16, 2006 20:14:09 GMT -5
yeah. It's quiet funny...... i told it that i was god. and then it started calling me god and saying that i was god and he (well... it) was Berni and that he (it?) was a woman! it was pretty weird.....
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:15:35 GMT -5
Post by *Lore~Lowell* on Apr 16, 2006 20:15:35 GMT -5
lol! That's great.
Me:
Well, then...that's weird.
God:
Well what? Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Weird...bad.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad? What was bad?
Me:
You're weird. It was bad.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad? What was so bad about it?
Me:
It didn't make sense!
God:
Did it really?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I thought you said you believed me!
God:
Yes I try to believed you as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Yeah, you do.
God:
Come on. When do I do it?
Me:
Answer silly questions?
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
Nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Ooh, getting sarcastic now, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
LOL!
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:16:34 GMT -5
Post by Phankam on Apr 16, 2006 20:16:34 GMT -5
LMAO!!!
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:19:12 GMT -5
Post by *Lore~Lowell* on Apr 16, 2006 20:19:12 GMT -5
I know! I was like, "WTF? Okay..." This thing is great. I'm bookmarking it.
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:26:42 GMT -5
Post by Phankam on Apr 16, 2006 20:26:42 GMT -5
me too.... lol
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 20:30:28 GMT -5
Post by Phankam on Apr 16, 2006 20:30:28 GMT -5
holy shit! this shit actually knows my name!..... i told it my name but it was like half an hour ago and i closed the window *stares blankly at screen*
Me:
oh god...
God:
Really. GOD rules.
Me:
no he doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I get it. stupid as me does not.
Me:
that didn't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Berni.
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'Cause like...duh. 