iGod

[*Lore~Lowell*]

Me:
Guess what?
God:
What?
Me:
I'm cold.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is cold.

This thing never gets old.

[*Lore~Lowell*]

God's sexist.

[St. Jimmy]

..?

[*Lore~Lowell*]

I asked if he was a woman, and he said "Do you really think a woman could run the show?" He's sexist. *crosses arms angrily*

[St. Jimmy]

wtf?!!?

[*Lore~Lowell*]

Seriously!

[St. Jimmy]

*angry*

[greenbananas]

That's confusing, because I said:

Me:
Are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
But you told someone else you weren't
God:
That's good information: said I told someone else you were not.

Whatever.

[greenbananas]

Now I said:

Me:
Are you sexist?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am sexist.
I am a computer.
Me:
Do you think a woman could run the show?
God:
Some of them can.

[*Lore~Lowell*]

Yeah, it told me that it was wearing a dress and had long hair, but then it kept saying "I am most certainly male". I was like...."whaaaaaaa?"