Favorite Billie quote

[onelite1mind]

Yep exactly what it says. Post your favorite quots by Billie Joe. Here are some of mine:

"None of your business! First name, Billie! Last name, Joe!"

"Never run in the rain with your socks on."

"The darkness is coming now goddamnit!"

"99% of the population masturbate while the other 1% lie about it."

"That's a guy... much bigger then me... but I'm working on it."

"Now who's that asshole singing?" *him in the Waiting video*

"I want someone to rob a bank in the name of Green Day. I want them to make masks of our faces and rob a fucking bank."

"Well....someone come up here and tell a story.....since we're all so used to me changing my fucking strings!"

"Well, I think, that why don't they do it twice a day?" (worshiping Billie)

[Ale Was Here]

ive never heard like any of those

[onelite1mind]

Here is the link to where I got some of them:

quizilla.com/users/blackflamingdice/quizzes/Billie%20Joe%20Armstrong%20Quotes/

[Ale Was Here]

okay cool

[rockandrollmyworld]

"Fuck the dog. The dog's dead. People are freaking out," is one of my favorite quotations...but I like everything he says...

[Phankam]

"You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!"

"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot."

"They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy."

"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect; and nobody's perfect, so why practice?"

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

"It's my fucking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!" -> i like this quote because i told the same thing to a classmate... and it was before i knew about that quote, so it's kinda cool

"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, whose tape do you think he's listening to at that time? Think about it."

"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade."

"What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? We walked around in our own clothes, they just happened to be dresses."

"I thought it was kinda lame. The story was great. Totally hilarious. But it was too much. Kinda like turning us into a parody of ourselves." -> this is about "The diary of Laurie L"..... Ale, Abby and Alex should get this

[Cycloptic NightBat]

Yeah....I saw this one on the link and thought it was kinda funny..

"I think the only thing that could fuck our band up would be some freak with a vacuum cleaner."

[Ale Was Here]

haha the diary is awesome!

"green day never swears!"
"i was shocked because green day would never drink beer"

[rockandrollmyworld]

I haven't seen it...

[Ale Was Here]

hmmm i got the link from alex