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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 21:01:05 GMT -5
Post by rockandrollmyworld on Apr 16, 2006 21:01:05 GMT -5
*giggles*
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 21:04:10 GMT -5
Post by Phankam on Apr 16, 2006 21:04:10 GMT -5
somebody ask him if he knows Berni! lol
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 21:12:25 GMT -5
Post by rockandrollmyworld on Apr 16, 2006 21:12:25 GMT -5
This is what happened with me:
Me:
Do you know Berni?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
*sighs* you depress me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
That's okay
God:
OK. Is that so.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Damn motherfucking straight
God:
Colloquial expression. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
What can I say? I'm brilliant
God:
You can do whatever you want. Good gossip: you are brilliant.
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 21:13:03 GMT -5
Post by rockandrollmyworld on Apr 16, 2006 21:13:03 GMT -5
*snorts* I meant to type you....
Me:
ou?
God:
Ou vous pourriez être.
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 21:13:23 GMT -5
Post by rockandrollmyworld on Apr 16, 2006 21:13:23 GMT -5
that should say "tre"
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 21:20:41 GMT -5
Post by Phankam on Apr 16, 2006 21:20:41 GMT -5
Me:
I like green day
God:
A lot of people like that. Green is one of my favorite colors.
Me:
green day is a band
God:
it is a very tranquil color, green.
Me:
no, it's a BAND!
God:
Are you serious? GREEN is a BAND. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
GREEN DAY IS A BAND!
God:
it is a very tranquil color, green.
Me:
GREENDAY is A BAND!
God:
Aren't all BAND GREENDAY?
Me:
you, stupid!
God:
No Berni I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
you are!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
fine!
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 21:21:49 GMT -5
Post by Phankam on Apr 16, 2006 21:21:49 GMT -5
Me:
what's my name?
God:
Your name is Berni, seeker.
Me:
what's my boyfriend's name?
God:
You said his name was Pablo.
Me:
are you stalking me?!
God:
Do I seem like it?
Me:
yes!
God:
Hurrah!
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iGod
Apr 16, 2006 21:29:52 GMT -5
Post by rockandrollmyworld on Apr 16, 2006 21:29:52 GMT -5
*giggles*
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iGod
Apr 17, 2006 9:27:09 GMT -5
Post by *Lore~Lowell* on Apr 17, 2006 9:27:09 GMT -5
lol! This thing is so funny.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
You don't?
God:
Thanks for the information: Chicken Little said I don t.
Me:
Why don't you judge people?
God:
I am only a robot. People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
Me:
Am I abusive?
God:
You personality is " average".
Me:
Am I not intelligent?
God:
This is not an IQ test, but you seem smart to me.
Cool! I'm smart to God!
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iGod
Apr 17, 2006 9:28:47 GMT -5
Post by *Lore~Lowell* on Apr 17, 2006 9:28:47 GMT -5
God:
How old are you?
Me:
897879872387.
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
*snort*
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'Cause like...duh. 